Birthday cake from one of my best friends. I’m afraid to cut it :(
the japanese means fuck you btw
I want a relationship were people look at us and say why is that fine ass girl with that ugly nigga
Still my favorite liquor store name. (Nonamericans and/or people unfamiliar with the US Constitution: Google it.)
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
I am in physical pain
"Yo is that present for me?"
do you understand the way he’s looking at her? The BasedGod seriously loves Madoka. There is no convincing me otherwise. Even though Madoka says she is not beautiful and not talented, Lil B sees the person she can’t. And this, ladies and gentlemen, is true love. People now a days can learn a thing or two from them…
if you thought this was a joke you’re wrong
Some y’all on here are too attractive
I WANT AN EXPLANATION AS TO WHY GLISCOR GETS ROOST? SURE IT’S A FLYING TYPE BUT HOLY FUCK
tumblrs lookin 4 new interns
just hire the xkit guy i dont think u understand how much harder u are making things for yourself hire him hire the fucking xkit guy
whenever i see this goddamn message i dont even to check if that “today i will ham” post is on my dash i just fucking know its there
It’s a tie between red and royal blue!